White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
one time my dog ate a lb of brown sugar, 2 sticks of butter, half a pizza, a tin of toffee, and half a pan of cinnamon rolls in one night when she was a puppy
10 years later
ladies: if you decide to send a nigga a nude, do yourself a favor and screenshot the inevitable begging that took place beforehand
Also: neeeeever put your face in it
Getting things right with my self is the most important thing right now.